'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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  • teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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  • me: tastybitch69@aol.com

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

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